[Stapled to the crowded bulletin board on the outside of the stables, on multiple strips of paper in different handwritings, we see CFUD's minigames and miniquests:]


Quests


- New! THE MELON LORD!!11 - The Melon Lord has taken over camp! He sits at the top of the volcano, laughing at you all. Overcome all obstacles his minions throws at you to get close to him, and destroy him by smashing his head!

- Complete - Mess Hall Rebirth - The Director has instructed campers and counselors alike to pool together and rebuild your missing Mess Hall. See what rooms you can create with the right combination of supplies you gather around camp! Be careful: you want the right kind of stiff wood in that forest!

- Animal Abuse! - Kick 50 lucky/unlucky animals and come to the @Home for a prize. Void in the presence of the SPCA and PETA.

- Mognet - the moogles of camp are all set to deliver your letters! Will they arrive in-tact? They might have some letters for you to deliver, too!

- DRR DRR DRR - On the far side of the cliffs, strange holes have appeared. These holes. . . were they made for you?

- Chivalry Is Dead? - Boys, let's see what you're made of! Earn the approval of a princess. If you succeed, you gain +1 Knight Ponts or +1 Gay Points, depending on the princess!

- The Missing Parts - Zombies in camp have lost various limbs. If you can find their matching body parts, they will reward you - provided you can stomach the sight of the reattaching.

- Nobody to Love - Give a Nobody - Any Nobody! - a bright smile and announce they are your friend. Make it so!

- They're Taking Our Cowbots! - An alien saucer is appearing during random encounters! If it appears before you, be ready. Something exciting may happen if you give it something!

- Skultulla Curse - Strange giant spiders have appeared in the nooks and crannies around camp. Where did they come from? Why are they here? Why must they make that incessant noise? Kill them and gather the gold tokens they leave behind.


Games


New! Catch the Flutterbys! - See this bulletin for details.

- Blitzball! - It's the water sport that everyone loves, no scuba gear required! Sponsored by the Zanarkand Abes. See this bulletin for details!

- Triple Triad - The popular card game that's all the rage has arrived in CFUD! See Cloud or Squall for a starter deck. Press the Square Button near a fellow camper to see if they want to play. Be on the lookout for collector cards of your friends!

- Urn Smash - There is a room filled entirely with urns. What are urns for? BREAKING.

- Butterdog Butterdog It's Awwwright - Slap butter on the big, black dog that roams camp. The dog can be lured with Japanese High School girl's uniforms!

- A-TTACK! - Ikki wants to play chicken with YOU! Line up and charge the nearest brick wall. Whoever stops first gains +1 PUSSY.

- Banzai! - Pin the number Eleven on Cornelia's back and RUN. Mash X quickly to escape!

- Rappig Roundup - The Rappigs are loose! (Again.) And Peony needs your help. Bring a tool to fly, or you can't pass the higher difficulty levels.

- Rappig Racing - Just what it sounds like! Watch out for the rampaging Emperauder.

- Chocobo Racing - Fully-grown chocobos are ready and rearing to race! Train them, find an opponent, and see just how fast you can go!

- Chocobo Stables - Raise and love your very own chocobo in CFUD's stables. Please don't keep any purple chocobos in the stables with the other chocobos. For details, see Cloud!

- Tentacle Dodge - Self-explanatory. Don't go in without protection.

- Treasure Plunder - Local zombies were spotted shoving valuables down the throats of cowbots, gorillas, and other wild animals. "Pickpocket" these animals to find the treasure, and do it properly or face angry critters who don't appreciate you trying!

- Don't Hit The Chickens! - Rupees do not come out.


Tasks


- New! Koopa Troop Recruiting - Bowser needs minions, but Camp's monsters keep abandoning their duties! Drag any camp monster you beat up to the Castle Crash Site to earn some coinage.

- Saving Someone's Tail - Excel's dog has humbly requested that you give any and all of your extra food to Excel. She just doesn't want to be eaten! Please, for the love of God, give Excel food!

- He Just Needs A Hug - Hug Marvin. Hug him hard! Prove there is still love in this world!

- Fushigi Mystery - There is a GIANT HOLE in the middle of camp. What the hell? Why are there footprints all around it? Is that smell gunpowder? Somebody please explain it!

- Appreciation day! - Haru is looking for a new recipes for cake. Please deliver something nice!



((OOC: Quests will always be updated and changing as they develop, and this list will always at the very top of Cloud's journal. (stuff that is NOT UNLOCKED still needs planning or needs an Activation Post, but it is visible IC.)

THIS IS THE PLACE TO PUT YOUR QUESTS IN THE COMMENTS (WHICH ARE OOC)! Whether it is an ooc-made quest involving characters that have been cleared here, or an IC-made task that your character wants on the list (IC-posts will go up so we can do these IC! But this is for any time you can't find me, to just drop a line in), leave a comment! Leave a comment ANYTIME, especially for tasks. Remember, the #1 rule of miniquests in games is it's perfectly acceptable to ask a random stranger to gather your cooking ingredients or end your long-term love rivalry for you.))

[THE ROCK CANDY IS MELTING!!]


((Anyone can tag in :|bb ))

ATTENTION WORLD

IT IS ALMOST THE LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL AND I HAVE A REVIEW TO PREP FOR AND PAGES TO INK AND A PAPER TO WRITE

AND A HOUSE TO MOVE

I WILL BE VERY OFF AND ON FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS :|a

And if I fail my review I will be throwing myself under a bus

carry on

ARE WE POSTIN SHAMEFUL FIC :|a Cause I wroted some a while ago.

( Zack's thoughts on yaoi derp derp )

[Cloud's been out in the fields tending them and taking care of the chocobos. Since this is HOT WORK, he's out of his armor and dropped the extra layer for now, down to the basic SOLDIER sleeveless top and fatigues. He's dirty from working for so long, and there's pretty much only one thing left: hefting bushels of gyshal greens - it's not like he needs a machine - out for feeding time. HAPPY CHOCOBOS.

He sighs, straightening out, examining his dirty gloves and tugging out of them.]

[In the seedy Pool Hall, or in the brighter Chocobo Stables, there is a board covered in notices.]

HUNT BOARD

( LISTED HUNTS: )

((Hahahaha continuation of this thread.))

((And this one))

((annnd this one))

Huhuhuhuhu!!

I CAN'T EVEN SUMMARIZE HIS FACES IN 4 EMOTICONS ANYMORE. HE HAS EXPRESSIONS.

SO I JUST UNDERWENT AN EXERCISE WITH NISHI. ABOUT CLOUD AND ZACK. AND HOW GAY THEY ARE.

( Boxy: take two super manly icons from Americana )

OH MY GOD FJLHLTGGKGHGHGK

OKAY SO MY 2.81 GIG DOWNLOAD OF ADVENT CHILDREN: COMPLETE FINISHED

(GET IT HERE, IN PIECES OR A HUGE ASS FILE)

AND NOW I HAVE SCREENCAPS OF

STUFF

AND A LOT OF FREAKIN' OUT

this will be completely ridiculous guys, I am seriously warning you I am just jumping up and down. My friend who is over had to put her hand on my shoulder because I am THAT UNCOOL and was freaking out too much.

( CAPSSSSSSS )

AM I EVEN READY FOR THIS TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE

( Been a year-ish since I did this last :|a )

FFFFF THERE IS ACTUALLY A HIGH RESOLUTION DIFFERENT TRAILER (c-c-click high res) and and and

and GIP

HOW CONVENIENT THAT I SUDDENLY HAVE ADORABLE SMILES RIGHT BEFORE ZACK GETS HERE. AND AN ADORABLE MARLENE SCENE NOW THAT WE HAVE A MARLENE.

BUT SERIOUSLY, MOTHERFUCKER, YOUTUBE CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THAT VIDEO IT'S SO GORGEOUS

Also, threads will be broken as I've finally cracked and am sorting out my icons/cleaning the rest of them \o/ ALMOST DONE.

Advent Children Complete Trailer is OUT and it is SEXY. Click trailer, click the title. MORE OF PARTY KICKING ASS, MORE PSYCHOTIC EPISODES, MORE RUDE WITH A BAZOOKA, and more of Cloud GLOWING BLUE

God Squeenix why must you insist this be the definitive 3D movie. "FUCK IT'S NOT PRETTY ENOUGH FOR BLU-RAY, WE HAVE TO REDO IT"

I actually like this song too, which is strange, considering it is an FFVII j-pop song :|a GO GO KYOSUKE HIMURO

( BECAUSE WE ARE A GOOD ROLEPLAYING GROUP THAT ABIDES BY CANON, HERE IS THE CANON WE COMPLETELY IGNORE. )

ETA:

<Zidane> oh duh
<Yuffie> ?
<Zidane> obviously "Yuffie" in Vincent May Cry is one of Reeve's weird dolls
<Yuffie> ..........................................
<Namine> ...
<Yuffie> CLOUD ITS TIME TO ETA YOUR POST AGAIN
* Namine snoooorts
<Cloud> ....
<Zidane> TELL ME IT ISN'T TRUE
<Cloud> o-omg
<Yuffie> I GOT NUTHIN
<Yuffie> because she never shows up unless she's under Reeve's orders
<Namine> The truth reveals itself.
<Yuffie> and Reeve makes Vincent talk to Cait Sith just to be a douche
<Yuffie> and
<Yuffie> shit
* Zidane unravels mysteries!!!
<Yuffie> ALSO EXPLAINS WHY YUFFIE WAS TAKING ORDERS FROM REEVE
<Yuffie> orders! From Reeve!
<Namine> Perhaps you were "replaced".
<Yuffie> Yuffie was taking them!
<Yuffie> I WISH I HAD KNOWN WHEN I STARTED CAMP ZIDANE
<Yuffie> I WOULD HAVE PLAYED IT THAT WAY
<Zidane> that would have been kind of amazing
<Yuffie> like, only have a few memories of DoC
<Yuffie> and like "Uuuuh, Vincent. I was still in Wutai then. :|"

FUN STUFF FROM THE VII ULTIMANIA GUIDE as it pertains to Cloud and Cloud's brain and Cloud being a Jenova clone.

( Lolol this is full of hardcore spoilers. Spoilers so hardcore some are NEVER MENTIONED IN THE GAME )

( STUFF ABOUT ADVENT CHILDREN that may or may not have anything to do with Cloud: )

( Aaand stuff from the Compilation guide! )

'Cause I'll LOSE IT, here's some depressing headcanon brainstorming thanks to 5 things meme, lols.

Warning some of these are VERY INCOHERENT and I'm too exhausted to go over it all properly, wee.

( Good tiiimes )

bum bum bummm :|

( I said I'd do it :| Moar free music )

[Cloud is actually running something through the team before he does it, how's that for emotional growth? :|b]

Hey. . . we need to talk.

[Like he can resist flowers. Resident super-quiet chocobo stable boy is touching one, MAN THIS HAS GOTTA BE BAD RIGHT--

Only, this snowy scene plays.]


((ANYBODY AND EVERYBODY CAN TAG. HIGHLY ENCOURAGED. baww missed the post :( For those who can't youtube: It's when Zack and Cloud first met, wherein Zack is adorable and Cloud is laughing and smiling easily with him and they bond over being country hicks.))

Hell yeah your FF protagonists are PSYCHED. Copied from here |D

HA HA HA OH MY GOD THESE ARE GREAT

( AMAAAAZING. What Cloud says, and what people say to Cloud |D )


1: IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, CLOUD AND FIRION ARE REALLY GAY

2: I'M SO HAPPY CLOUD IS FULL OF BITCHY BANTER, YOU HAVE NO IDEA |D HAHAHA WHAT HE SAYS TO KUJA

3: bad guys like to touch Cloud in his failure parts.

4: Squeenix clearly ships Cloud and Squall, this is the second retarded semirivalry they've had in a crossover.

5: Speaking of rivals, everyone's touching Seph in his ex-Hero parts. bawwww :((( A-and Shantotto being like YEAH BABY LET'S DO THIS at him. Amaaazing. uhuhu Sephiroth vs Cloud round #34156. I can't wait |D